Vintage Tumblr Themes

instagram: carlynpatterson

NSFW

Coldplay, Lana, Florence, Lorde, Lady Gaga, Kate Nash, Foster the People

Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Porn

Good things, good things.

pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

bedsider:

via BuzzFeed 

99% of women who’ve ever had sex have used birth control at some point in their lives. Obviously there’s gotta be a lot of reasons why so many have joined the party―BuzzFeed asked 22 women for theirs. The answers are perfect. 

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA